New Age Ninja Training

Ninja's like technology, but it's also made the Ninja world not so secret anymore with Ninja posers and wanna-be's trying to gain years of maiming, killing, throat slitting, flying and decapitation into an afternoon of 'fake' training at a lame karate shop.

Being the super sneaky, stealthy killing machine that I am, I can tell you the best way to train is at home on your sweaty, bloody ninja bachelor couch.

Go buy a wii and get your naginata on! Go get Ninja Training!