Secret Ninja Breeding Ground: Amazon.com?

While looking at the newly released ninja combat training exercise DVD program, The Black Belts Karate Home Studio, to sharpen and sensitivitify my dark Ninja wu-pang kicks and lightning-fast chung-pow pinky poke, I've discovered Amazon.com's true identity in respect to Ninjas of today.

Much like how outlying countries of Iraq and Afghanistan are breeding grounds for the new-age terrorist extremist, I have discovered that Amazon.com is the breeding ground for the new and most upcoming Ninja training simulations and ninja-fied killing tools of DEATH! They carry all the hip and stealthy Black Ninja apparrel, such as assassin ninja swords, foot spikes, ninja stars, grappling hooks and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle figurines just to name a few.

So, if you want to become a Ninja, but don't want all the hassle of Ninja group initiations, I'd definately start at Amazon.