Top Ninja Christmas Gifts for 2005
It's important to remember that Christmas is just around the corner and all those eager children will be hitting up Santa, but not for Barbies, GI Joes, Carebears, Trucks or games, they'll be looking for NINJA STUFF!
Here is the Top Ninja Christmas Gifts of this year of 2005, in no particular order:
1) BRUCE WAYNE NINJA DOLL!: Why not treat your son or daughter with a... stealthy, black... Bruce Wayne Ninja Bat Doll! Watch out, Joker bad-guy person, it's not going to be so funny anymore when Bruce comes and fung-chu's on your ass.
2) Ninja Blow-gun (a.k.a. Fukiya): Get this fukiya'in multi-purpose gift for your child to spar with the new baby or pet, or secretly carry out your plans to killer your neighbors, in a stealth ninja way.
3) Ninja Dynasty Belt Buckle: Next time you're in a bar, drink 10 beers and tell that cowboy that just walked in that he is a gay-ass, cow-pumpin' hick, make sure you have the big, gigantic belt buckle to battle back!
4) Economy Ninja Sword: It's ecomonic, it's made for the economy, it's stainless steel and it's economic! Perfect for the avid ninja beginner who wants to practice limb and head severing. Highly recommended for any 3-5 year old with alot of enthusiam and energy.
5) The Official Ninja Book (a.k.a. The Ninja Bible): The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. Read, meditate, know, eat, breath, absorb, digest, poop, and pee the ninja word. Do everything in the Ninja Word: raise your offspring, making rice, brushing your teeth, slicing your neighbors throat (stealthily) and in everything: DO IN THE NINJA WORD!
...So I hope you all have a Happy Holiday and always remember: if you are in a deboggle about a christmas gift for that spoiled child or that crusty grandmother, ninja gifts always work!
Here is the Top Ninja Christmas Gifts of this year of 2005, in no particular order:
1) BRUCE WAYNE NINJA DOLL!: Why not treat your son or daughter with a... stealthy, black... Bruce Wayne Ninja Bat Doll! Watch out, Joker bad-guy person, it's not going to be so funny anymore when Bruce comes and fung-chu's on your ass.
2) Ninja Blow-gun (a.k.a. Fukiya): Get this fukiya'in multi-purpose gift for your child to spar with the new baby or pet, or secretly carry out your plans to killer your neighbors, in a stealth ninja way.
3) Ninja Dynasty Belt Buckle: Next time you're in a bar, drink 10 beers and tell that cowboy that just walked in that he is a gay-ass, cow-pumpin' hick, make sure you have the big, gigantic belt buckle to battle back!
4) Economy Ninja Sword: It's ecomonic, it's made for the economy, it's stainless steel and it's economic! Perfect for the avid ninja beginner who wants to practice limb and head severing. Highly recommended for any 3-5 year old with alot of enthusiam and energy.
5) The Official Ninja Book (a.k.a. The Ninja Bible): The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. Read, meditate, know, eat, breath, absorb, digest, poop, and pee the ninja word. Do everything in the Ninja Word: raise your offspring, making rice, brushing your teeth, slicing your neighbors throat (stealthily) and in everything: DO IN THE NINJA WORD!
...So I hope you all have a Happy Holiday and always remember: if you are in a deboggle about a christmas gift for that spoiled child or that crusty grandmother, ninja gifts always work!
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